* Sebastian Freundt <hroptatyr@xxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
> I'm a man again, having my ffmpeg back :)
Are you rilly sure that ffmpeg is the source of your manhood? My
conspiracy theorists tell me...
FFMPEG == Females For Menopausal Propaganda Engineering Globally
Which, of course, is very closely affiliated with...
FLAC == Feminine Lying And Cheating (Inc)
and...
VORBIS == Voracious Ovarian Reform... Building Insane Societies
OGG == Organisation for Girlie Groups
The list just goes on and on, my friend. Do you need more proof? When
is the last time you saw a sound card that had any /male/ jacks on it?
Never! Every single last one of em have only /female/ jacks.
I'll leave you with one last thought...
P_eople
U_nder
L_adies'
S_uperior
E_strogen
A_ttacks
U_nanimously
D_ecide to
I_ngest
O_piates
Scary shit, man!
Oh, for the folks with zero sense of humour... I have _nothing_ against
women. I _love_ women. Some of my best wives have been women.
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